Monday, August 25, 2008

Democratic Convention Take-away

If Barrack Obama is elected president...

there will be no more natural disasters

there will be no more need for war

there will be no more sick or needy

there will be no more orphans

there will be peace in the land

there will be all night parties

there will be princes and princesses

there will be castles and fairies

And Obama will be god of all who dwell there!

disclaimer - all night parties will last until the national dusk curfew. you must have your national ID card, as well as a SS card, birth certificate, valid driver's license and a big obama button pinned to your shirt to claim your castle unless you are an illegal immigrant, just say so, welcome! fairies are one per family, its only fair. oh and to ensure "fairness" king obama will take everyone's money in order to distribute it evenly to all subjects of the land, excluding those in the king's court, they will receive their hearts contentment! And while there is free education for all, you won't need it. It wouldn't make a difference what you did in Obama's kingdom, you'd still get the same as everyone else! Isn't that a dreamy thought?

Congratulations on entering back into childhood! Vote Obama if your hopes are to never grow up!

5 comments:

  1. And don't forget the sentiment that George Bush sucks!!! Incidentally, that is the reason that the democrats are facing the possibility of losing in November. They are running against the wrong opponent. George Bush is done and gone in a few short months. The longer and harder they run against George Bush the more behind they'll get as McCain will NEVER be successfully tied to being a George Bush the 2nd. (or 3rd as it would be)

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  2. Also, don't forget the fact that the people are following after a delusion, and when they finally realize the truth--if ever--it will be much too late, and this country will suffer the consequences.

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  3. P.F. - Shh!!!! Don't tell them little Bush is leaving office! If they haven't figured that out lets not help them.

    Jan - Exactly the point I was trying to get across!

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  4. Just wait until you see the greek temple that they have constructed to be the stage for his coronation on Thursday. Toga party!!! Which will be risky considering that democrats were the primary slave owners and founders of the KKK. Maybe their going back to their roots.

    "In effect, the Klan defended the interest of the planter class and Democratic Party by working to curb the education, economic advancement, voting rights, and right to keep and bear arms of blacks.[13] The Ku Klux Klan soon spread into nearly every southern state, launching a "reign of terror" against Republican leaders both black and white. Those political leaders assassinated during the campaign included Arkansas Congressman James M. Hinds, three members of the South Carolina legislature, and several men who served in constitutional conventions."

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  5. yes, king obama, sounds more true to form when one really thinks about it.

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